Wahrscheinlich komm ich damit wieder zu spät, und das kennen schon alle. Aber irgendwie fand ichs doch geil - ist aus einem Warcraft-Forum, aber läßt sich sicherlich überall entsprechend anpassen:
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[X] 12 year old
[X] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[X] Geek
[X] Spammer
[X] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[X] Kid in need of attention
[ ] Homosexuel
[X] Retarded
[ ] Starcraft player
[ ] Eternal Newbie
[ ] Pro
[ ] Moron
[ ] Reject
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a Patch thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You posted a Starcraft vs War3 thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's Ass
[ ] You posted a "Where is Starcraft II" thread
[ ] You posted a (War3/WoW) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] You posted a thread about the theory of relativity
[ ] You posted a thread about fat american thread
[ ] You posted a thread about your new mustang
[ ] You posted a thread about your boring life
[X] You posted a thread about the new armor/attack types
[XXXXXX] YOU SUCK STOP POSTING GAY THREAD ABOUT BORING/GAY/STUPID/USELESS EVERYDAY FUCKING MORON/GEEK/LOSER.
In Punishment, You Must:
[X] Give up your AOL Internet account
[X] STFU & GTFO
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the f****** FAQ
[X] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[X] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[X] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[X] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[X] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[X] Take a bath in bleach
[X] Drink out of a spitoon
[X] Give me 5 dollars
[X] Tell us your age
[ ] Tell us the truth, you are a hacker !
[ ] All of the above
And A Proverb For You (I steal some from signature of people):
[X] It’s better to shut up and look stupid, then speak and prove it…
[ ] If n00b could fly, this place would be an airport…
[X] Intelligence has a limit, but not stupidity…
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Blow me
[X] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[X] I pity your dog
[X] Go to hell
[X] Your IQ must be 7(or lower)
[X] Take your s*** somewhere else
[X] STFU & GTFO
[X] Learn to post or f*** off
[X] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[X] The stupidity factor of this forum greatly increase
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[X] Stop abusing your dog
[X] Are you on drugs?
[X] All of the above
