The would You have been a Nazi Test

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 6:41pm

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

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GEC_daner1234

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 7:43pm

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 4% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 73% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 88% on patriotic

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GEC|Napo

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 8:04pm

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 31% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 60% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 88% on patriotic

War mir klar, bin ja schließlich ein moderner eigenständiger Elitesoldat.

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GWC_OuTseT

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 8:14pm

Ach Napo, wärst du doch bloss in den 1930ern in Deutschland gewesen. Ich wette, der zweite Weltkrieg wäre verhindert worden :love:

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Rommel

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 8:14pm

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Are you emotionally moved by a powerful speaker?

!!!!!!

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CF_Ragnarok

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 8:24pm

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Ach Napo, wärst du doch bloss in den 1930ern in Deutschland gewesen. Ich wette, der zweite Weltkrieg wäre verhindert worden

eher für deutschland gewonnen worden bissi später :love:

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GWC_Coyote

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 8:37pm

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Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

is aber weng a schmarn das Ding ^^

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 8:58pm

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eher für deutschland gewonnen worden bissi später

Ich stell mir grade vor wie ein Armee unter dir aussehen würde...

Edit: Unter, nicht und.

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CF_Ragnarok

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 9:36pm

ich versuche mir grad vorzustellen, was dein satz bedeuten könnte

oh mann ich wär so ein cooler führer...an vorderster front - der eisige wind bläßt mir entgegen und meine langen dunklen haare wehen im wind...meine uniform zerrissen und blutdurchtränkt...ich dreh mich zu meiner horde um...mein blutverschmiertes gesicht und mit tiefen, kalten schreien meine armee zum sieg führend mit meinem schwert die richtung weisend: "KREIG! BLUT! TOD ALLEN UNGLÄUBIGEN! VERNICHTET DEN ABSCHAUM!! TÖTEN!!! LEROooOY MWUAHAR!!"

omg *sich das mal eben bildlich vorstell*

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 9:40pm

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ich versuche mir grad vorzustellen, was dein satz bedeuten könnte

Das hier triffts ganz gut:

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oh mann ich wär so ein cooler führer...an vorderster front - der eisige wind bläßt mir entgegen und meine langen dunklen haare wehen im wind...meine uniform zerrissen und blutdurchtränkt...ich dreh mich zu meiner horde um...mein blutverschmiertes gesicht und mit tiefen, kalten schreien meine armee zum sieg führend mit meinem schwert die richtung weisend: "KREIG! BLUT! TOD ALLEN UNGLÄUBIGEN! VERNICHTET DEN ABSCHAUM!! TÖTEN!!! LEROooOY MWUAHAR!!"

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Der_Zorn_Gottes

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 9:43pm

Erst mal kommen die Haare ab in der Armee, wegen Hygiene im Feldlager.
Danke für dein Verständnis.

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CF_Ragnarok

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 9:44pm

also in GER sind ja lange haare erlaubt, also: führer!

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GWC_OuTseT

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 9:49pm

Glaube kaum, dass sich Ragnas Armee um Hygiene schert...

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CF_Ragnarok

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 9:52pm

das sind doch diese afrikanischen aasfressertierchen oder? nur was hat das bitte damit tsu tun? :rolleyes:

wo bleibt nur das nivea...tststs

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 10:02pm

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LEROooOY MWUAHAR!!"

das einzig wahre

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Thursday, July 28th 2005, 10:58pm

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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_Wanderer_Dude

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 11:08am

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Original von CF_Ragnarok
ich versuche mir grad vorzustellen, was dein satz bedeuten könnte

oh mann ich wär so ein cooler führer...an vorderster front - der eisige wind bläßt mir entgegen und meine langen dunklen haare wehen im wind...meine uniform zerrissen und blutdurchtränkt...ich dreh mich zu meiner horde um...mein blutverschmiertes gesicht und mit tiefen, kalten schreien meine armee zum sieg führend mit meinem schwert die richtung weisend: "KREIG! BLUT! TOD ALLEN UNGLÄUBIGEN! VERNICHTET DEN ABSCHAUM!! TÖTEN!!! LEROooOY MWUAHAR!!"

omg *sich das mal eben bildlich vorstell*

...ja solche fantasien kommen vor, wenn junge männchen nicht ein weibchen finden....

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GEC|Napo

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 11:56am

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Original von CF_Ragnarok
also in GER sind ja lange haare erlaubt, also: führer!

Ja klar. Und wir kämpfen auch mit Schwertern (n)!

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CF_Ragnarok

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 12:30pm

zitat DM_Fugga ausm tsu board

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auch beim Heer muss man die Haare nichtmehr schneiden wenn man will, hauptsache die Ohren sind frei und das kann man mit nen paar Bändern schaffen. Die Frauen dürfens auch so machen

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WW_Ronin

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 12:38pm

Nein, das hat Grenzen. Das Tragen der Ausrüstung darf nicht beeinträchtigt sein, das heißt bei schulterlangen Haaren ist Zopf angesagt. Noch länge Haare hab ich da nie gesehen und ich glaube auch, dass das nicht möglich ist. Allein schon wenn man sich mal eine Woche nicht Waschen kann, wird das sicher eklig.

Mein Zimmergenosse kam mit nen 10cm Iro da an, also er hatte 5 Spitzen gemacht. Bei der Einkleidung hat man die abgeschnitten, weil sonst der Helm nicht richtig getragen werden konnte. Am Abend hab ich ihm dann die Stummel auf dem Kopf noch ganz geschnitten.^^

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Gib_one

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 1:21pm

aber man muss sich entwder bart stehen lassen oder rasieren, alles unter 3mm muss weg @@ (nix 3 tage bart

)

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 1:25pm

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Original von CULT_Bastrup
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 17% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)!
You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

war mir klar!

same here...welcome im clan lars

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SoE-mySalsa-

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 1:56pm

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and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

FEEL THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE :evil:

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ChampioN

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 2:40pm

omg

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Tsu_Brom

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 2:51pm

bin auch Hitler...sollte doch in die Politik gehen

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 3:00pm

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Original von SoE-mySalsa-

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Original von Yen Si
and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

FEEL THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE

Hinfort Satan! Weiche!

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 3:34pm

oha, hätte nicht damit gerechnet...

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 82% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 65% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 81% on patriotic

MfG

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 4:04pm

The German Civilian-
You are 53% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic.

Erschreckend, wie viele Adolfs es hier im Forum gibt - aber kein Wunder, die rts-Zocker sind bei ihren games ja auch nicht gerade friedlich, sondern wollen "rulen".

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Friday, July 29th 2005, 4:14pm

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 100% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 100% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

immer das erste angeklickt...

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Saturday, July 30th 2005, 11:31am

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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