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Original von Yezariael
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man kann Texte übrigens auch noch lesen, wenn nur die obere Hälfte der Buchstaben stehen bleiben und die untere Hälfte verdeckt wird

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WASHINGTON, DC -- Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice today acknowledged that the United States often flies terror suspects to foreign countries to be interrogated by means not allowed in the U.S., but said that the government was instituting a new program by which the suspects would receive frequent flier miles for their journeys.

Insiders say that the government’s new Terror Rewards™ program may be intended to make the practice of rendering – by which suspects are shuttled from country to country for the purpose of interrogation and torture – more palatable to the international community.

“With Terror Rewards™, an innocent terror suspect can say, ‘I’ve just been held without being charged for the last two years of my life, but now I’m going to Disneyland,’” Secretary Rice said today.

But according to terror suspect Abdul Hassan Hawass, who was flown three times around the world by the CIA and interrogated in twenty different countries before being released, the Terror Rewards™ program has so far not lived up to the hype.

“I have over 100,000 frequent flier miles, which should entitle me to a trip to Maui, but so far, no such luck,” Mr. Hawass said.

He said that due to the volume of former terror suspects calling the customer service helpline to redeem their awards, the wait time is often “interminable.”

“I was put on hold for over forty-five minutes yesterday,” Mr. Hawass said. “Talk about torture.”

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Original von GEC|Napo
Was erhält man, wenn man einen Schwarzen mit einem Oktopus kreuzt?
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Keine Ahnung, aber es kann verdammt gut Baumwolle pflücken.