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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 12:24am

Tenacious D - Amerikanische Ärzte ;)

JB: Kage...
KG: Yeah?
JB: Let's go to this drive-thru.
(Motor Sounds)
KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'.
Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
JB: Yeah, um...ah
Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?
JB: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu
Drive-thru guy: okay
JB: ...ah l-
Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything... I'll tell you what I want.
um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.
JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to...
Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?
JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie
intake.
Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...
JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. And then,
uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm
trying to watch my figure.
Drive-thru guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger...
JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...
Drive-thru guy: Would you like that with onions?
JB: No Onions.
Drive-thru guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57
JB: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
calories, 'cuz it's fish.
Drive-thru guy: Fillet of Fish...
JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet
Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight.
Drive-thru guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half...
JB: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my
figure, not a large, a small.
Drive-thru guy: It come's in medium-small or medium-large.
JB: Um...
Drive-thru guy: Small Chocolate Shake.
JB: Also a small seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy: Seasoned-curlies...
JB: Small, seasoned-curlies.
Drive-thru guy: Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon
cheeseburger...
JB: Okay, uh...Fuck my ass, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee
and that's it.
Drive-thru guy: Cherries Jubilee.
JB: Wait, Kage, what do you want?
KG: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the regular, uh, western
bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um...
JB: OH GOD! COME ON WITH THE ORDER.
KG: I'm...
JB: TAKE FOREVER !
KG: That's all I want. That's all I want...
JB: good. How much is that sir?
Drive-thru guy: That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive up?
JB: Do you have any money?
KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I got...do you have s...I got like...
JB: Give it to me.
KG: Alright, here.
JB: Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two
things on the order. Okay, thank you, let's go.

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Wer kennts ? Jetzt hier bitte keine musikdiskussion das euch der stil nich gefällt , oder sonstwas , die haben wir im anderen Thread schon genug .

Hab das Album heut auf lautstärke 50 auf meiner fahrt nach jena angehört und musste lachen wie noch nie bei nem "stinknormalen" musikalbum ... Is nen tip wert , ... Klasse humor von unserem school of rock meister :)

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "Pigov" (Nov 19th 2005, 12:26am)


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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 1:14am

alt

aber sehr geil :bounce:

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 1:19am

T D rocken :)

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 1:40am

Klar alt aber finds ne schande das die hier kaum einer kennt .
Viele hamm sich sogar bei school of rock gefragt ... jack black ? wers das ?

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 2:36am

ich find sie witzig, aber die ärzte sind irgendwie doch besser ^^

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 4:22am

where is my schnitzel dude?

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 9:57am

...also ich kenn die, wer spielt den devil in dem video "tribute"...?


...na wer weiß es...?

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 10:26am

...der typ ist curse...

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 10:54am

.....möööp falsch...

...hat mal wieder keiner ne ahnung, ich gebe noch einen kleinen tip, er war drummer in einer kleinen band...

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 12:07pm

This post has been edited 2 times, last edit by "CF_Faithhealer" (Nov 19th 2005, 12:09pm)


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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 12:14pm

..na dran...

...ich löse auf...


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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 12:26pm

sag ich doch,ist doch oben nur geschminkt.

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 12:27pm

....willst Du mich provozieren...?

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 12:29pm

8)

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 12:33pm

...ich höre wenigstens noch gute, hart erarbeitete rockmusik... :P

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 5:55pm

sind beides schon sehr lustige Vögel. Jack Black ist ja schon als Schauspieler nen Brüller. "Fuck her gently" ist das eh das beste Liebeslied :D

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 5:58pm

das live Album von denen ist obergeil "the complete mastersworks" heißt das glaub ich

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 6:02pm

Ep. 1 bis 6 hab ich nur , gibt afaik noch mehr ... aber das reicht schon :D

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 6:07pm

le pig, hier gibt die infos, die du brauchst bzgl. der SenF LAN SenF Frühjahrs LaN 2006

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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 6:10pm

thx :bounce:
9 9 9 nähe kassel , mal grob gepeilt 3 std bis dahin ...

Bezahlste mir den sprit ? Meine karre is nich grad sparsam ^^

edit : hmmm nichma 3 std , ich überlegs mir :D

This post has been edited 2 times, last edit by "Pigov" (Nov 19th 2005, 6:17pm)


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Saturday, November 19th 2005, 6:26pm

3 Std. ist doch nen Witz, werde denk ich mal 5 Std unterwegs sein udn nen Audi80 ist auch kein Lupo

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Sunday, November 20th 2005, 12:27pm

Stimmt allerdings , falls du den 2.0 er 90 ps´er hast der frisst fast genauso viel wie mein 2.6er 150 ps´er , k.A. wieso is aber so ^^
Na wie gesagt ich überlegs mir .

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Sunday, November 20th 2005, 5:20pm

2.0 116PS wenn :) in der Stadt 10l also geht noch