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frage 1: klar

frage 2: ja ich kann mich erinnern. ich seh da keine weitere frage, aber der pirat war nicht immun, der hat den anderen nur verarscht

Man in Black:
All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends
when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who
is dead.



Vizzini:
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you:
are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or
his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet,
because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he
was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine
in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you
would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front
of me.



Man in Black:
You've made your decision then?



Vizzini:
Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows,
and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used
to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can
clearly not choose the wine in front of you.



Man in Black:
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.



Vizzini:
Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?



Man in Black:
Australia.



Vizzini:
Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the
powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.



Man in Black:
You're just stalling now.



Vizzini:
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which
means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in
your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly
not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my
Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must
have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far
from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in
front of me.



Man in Black:
You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.



Vizzini:
IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!



Man in Black:
Then make your choice.



Vizzini:
I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?



Man in Black:
[Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]



Man in Black:
What? Where? I don't see anything.



Vizzini:
Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.



Man in Black, Vizzini:
[Vizzini and the Man in Black drink]



Man in Black:
You guessed wrong.



Vizzini:
You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched
glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to
one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get
involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is
this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...



Vizzini:
[Vizzini stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead]



Buttercup:
And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.



Man in Black:
They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

oh dann war er doch immun, dachte er tut nur so als würd er trinken