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Original von MfG_lazy
"Fallen zwei Schokoladen die Treppe runter. Sagt die eine: 'Oh Mann, ich hab' mir sämtliche Rippen gebrochen.' Meint die andere: 'Was soll ich erst sagen, ich bin voll auf die Nüsse gefallen.'"
der is doch mal sau geil xD
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Radio Show Subversion
A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”?
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Original von CULT_Horst
also... humor ist wenn man trotzdem lacht!
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aber nen dicken Respekt für deinen mut! bei den us-mädels hast du ja schon gemerkt das dein humor nicht wirkich von anderen geteilt wird und nun versuchst du das hier mal ganz frech! also nochmal...... Respekt