macleod, was hast du geraucht?
ein amerikanischer Austauschschüler hat mir den erzählt:
There was a boy who was very poor and his family only had a house and a duck. So his mum said, that he should go to the city and try to sell the duck. But with the duck being so old and ugly nobody wanted to buy it and the boy was very sad and went into a forest. There he saw an prostitute and he was wondering, cause he had never seen a prostitute so deep in the forest. And suddenly the p. asked him why he was so sad and he said: 'Nobody wants to buy my duck'. Then she said: 'If you give me the duck, you may f.uck me." So he gave her the duck and f.ucked her. And this was the best f.uck the p. ever had so she said. F.uck me again please and you get your duck back. So they did. After that he went to the city again very cheerfully, but suddenly the duck jumped out of his arms and was smashed by a 16-wheeler. The truck driver jumped out and said: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry... Here buddy.. here are 20 bucks.
So the boy went home to his mum, smashed the 20 bucks on the table and smiled. She was surprised about him bringing so much money home and asked him how he did that.
And he said: "Let's explain it for youin a civilized way :
I got a f.uck for a duck, a duck for a f.uck, and twenty bucks for a f.ucked up duck.
(ps: ich hab ihn nicht erfunden also.. don't blame me...)
(pps: rechtschreib- und grammatikfehler dürft ihr behalten)
@blue: auto-censoring suckt doch extrem, oder?? aber ohr könnt euch ja denken was das wort heissen soll.. ach was.. ich mach'n punkt rein.. mom... fertig.. vor allem der letzte satz rul0rt
