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An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the
American bank teller,

"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get
hunat eighty?

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"

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Seven Reasons To Go To Work Naked
1. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!"
2. I'd love to chip in, buy I left my wallet in my pants.
3. You want to see if it's like the dream.
4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
5. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
6. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
7. No one steals your chair.


Anti-American?

The Japanese eat very little fat, they live longer and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, or the British.

The French eat more fatty foods, and still live longer, and suffer fewer heart attacks than americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine, and they live longer than, and suffer fewer heart attacks than either the Americans or the British.

The Italians drink alot of red wine, and yet they too live longer, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans and the British.

The Germans eat LOTS of fatty foods, and drink LOTS of beer, and even THEY live longer, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans or the British.

The moral of this story: Eat and drink whatever you want... it's speaking english that kills you.



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